mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

h0odrich:

*eats all the croutons out of a salad and pushes plate 5 feet away from me*

yeahitsmarco:

*phone vibrates while sitting on it*

jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

madithefreckled:

fluffy—heretic:

shmegel:

yes but how old is the sport